CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE: POTENTIAL WAR CRIMINAL

The worst headline this weekend goes to the Sunday Times, with “Stressed fish to get bill of rights”. Any fish used in future experiments are to be checked for levels of stress according to rules set out by the Home Office. Whether these stress indicators include mortgage repayments, hidden taxes, fear of terrorist attack, Blair let loose in the Middle East or NHS melt down remains to be seen. Either way, my fish fingers and oven chips (plus mushy peas) despite being a “healthy” option, will never taste the same again. Who wants to be sued by a haddock?