NEW CABINET MEMBERS

In an attempt to move a way from normal Cabinet appointments, Gordon Brown has appointed many none MP’s and outsiders to his new government. “I want to reflect the wealth of talent which is available for me to help run the country,” said the new PM.

Here is the new cabinet line up, including all those from outside parliament.

CHANCELLOR

Mr Ebenezer Scrooge

FOREIGN SECRETARY

Attila.T. Hun

HOME SECRETARY

Miss. Anonymous

JUSTICE

Judge Dread

MINISTER FOR THE NAVY

Captain Pugwash

OLYMPICS MINISTER

Alf Tuper

HEALTH

Imperial Tabacco

SCIENCE MINISTER

Mr Spock

POLICE MINISTER

Dixon. D. Green

Brushing criticism to one said about unelected cabinet members, Gordon Brown said, “Lets face it, the English public didn’t even elect me”.