Acting on concerns of the people of the world, the three Conservative councillors for Cleadon and East Boldon have reported that radical steps have been taken to ease world peace and general mayhem.
Following intensive negotiations with God, the Councillors are glad to announce that they have the answers to everything, including;
- The ingredients of Coke Cola
- Why you always end up with just one sock from a pair
- The ingredients to Kentucky Chicken batter
- The location of Atlantis
- Who really shot Kennedy
- Do penguins have knees?
- Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
- What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
- Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state:'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
- In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
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For a further list of questions the councillors are going to put to God at the next CAF meeting, please visit:
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