QUOTES OF THE DAY

I have been accused of writing columns which are dominated by cynicism. I prefer to call it insight. However, here are some quotes from that master of cynicism, Woody Allen.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen

My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately
Woody Allen