Still with the Times, and still mesmerized over the size of James Light’s lunch box (that’s were he apparently hid the TV fittings) I was further assaulted with;

“Want out? Call her ‘Gordon’ in bed”

Thinking I’d picked up the Daily Sport and anticipating a Brown/Blair bedroom romp exposé, I read on. Sadly, the article informs women how to spot the signs that they are being dumped by their respective partners. Sadly for Tony Blair, the advice comes a little too late to save his relationship with Gordon. However, the former could do worse than take note of the signs and watch the actions of a certain Mr Miliband as the years go on!