The Time’s on Tuesday had an absolute corker head line;

“Worker was stealing £1m yacht one piece at a time”

James Light wanted his own £1 million Sunseeker motor yacht, but instead of saving up for it or getting a bank loan, he decided to steal the components from his employer, who just so happened to be Sunseeker themselves. Items found by police included a 4ft radar mast, a widescreen TV and electric lights. Now is it me, but didn’t security notice some thing strange? Surely the size of this man’s pants would have been a give away? Where on one’s person would you hide a 4ft radar mast? Don’t answer that question, let’s just move on.