BLAIR’S FAREWELL WORLD TOUR
Tony Blair, lead singer from the famous rock group “New Labour” has embarked on his farewell World Tour. The 20 venue gigs are going under the banner “Minted” and take in such places as Trimdon Labour Club, The Dome, Asda Boldon Colliery (car park) and finally finishes up in the House of Lords. Kicked out of “New Labour” by Gordon “Bagpipe” Brown, Blair has got together with some old friends to form the backing group “The Bad Lads”. The set up for the final leg of the tour comprises of;
Colonel “Sticks” Gaddafi – drums
Gerry “Sticks Of” Adams – Semtex
Ian “Foghorn” Paisley – vocals
John “Fats” Prescott – rhythm method
Osama “Bin” Laden – triangle
The world famous backing singers George “Where Am I” Bush and Vladimir “Polonium” Putin, who worked with Tony on his triple plastic selling “Civil War in Iraq” LP, are pencilled in to join the group when they play the world famous “Boldon Miners Welfare” gig.
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