NEW OLYMPIC LOGO REVEALED

Former Olympic gold medallist and MP Lord Sebastian Bigwallet today unveiled the new 2012 Olympic logo. Standing in front of a board showing an enormous white elephant, Seb was quick to endorse the image. “This logo encapsulates everything about the London Olympics. It’s complete rubbish, costs thousands to design and nobody wants it”.

The logo was chosen by the captain of the British Olympic Synchronised Conker Team, Millicent Hurdle, who said that the task had been very difficult. “There were some very good entries for the competition to find the best logo. The front runners included a pound sign placed over a very large bottomless pit, the McDonalds burger sign and of course world famous five coloured rings, each one representing the number of performance enhancing drugs taken by gold medal winners. In the end the white elephant won because I was given more money to pick it.”

When the logo was first unveiled, several people had fits when they saw it, so bad was it’s design.

Asked whether he would be running in the coming Olympics, Lord Seb said he was to busy counting his fees to train for any events.