Friday, 29 June 2007

TONY AND ARNIE "TO WORK TOGETHER"


One of Downing Street’s final announcements concerning Tony Blair related to the news that the former PM is going to embark on an acting career. Staring in a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger film remakes, Blair is determined to follow a career in Hollywood.

Interviewed outside of Downing Street, Blair said that he had always been a good actor, and had been an admirer of Arnies films for some time “I have always loved his films, particularly their ability to earn pots of money”. Standing next to him, Mr Schwarzenegger also made a comment, but nobody understood what he said.

Here’s the Blair remake roster in full:

NO RECALL

Scientists remove memories from Tony’s mind, leaving him with no knowledge of the cash for honours affair, why he went to war with Iraq and the BAE scandal. His also wakes up thinking he is a world leader. Unfortunately, he can still remember who Cheri is.

TWINS

The story of two unlikely twins, completely different in every way but sharing the same test tube. Twin one played by Tony Blair, twin two by Gordon Brown.

TONY THE BARBARIAN

After watching his family wiped out by the evil wizard Sadam Longbeard, Tony the Barbarian invades Iraq single headedly to seek revenge and free oil.

6th DAY

Secretly cloned, Tony infiltrates the Commons with hundreds of identical MP’s unable to think for themselves.

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