BROWN TOUGHENS HIMSELF UP FOR THE NEW JOB

Many newspapers and TV pundits have commented this week on the absence of Gordon Brown. Not seen much during the election drubbing and seen even less when Tony moved on, where has he been? I can now reveal that Gordon “Crusher” Brown has been spending hours in the gym toughening himself up for his new job as the countries leader. Already well versed in working in an environment over flowing with testosterone and staffed by sweaty men (that’s the House of Commons, not the gym) Brown wanted a change of image to tackle the Adonis that apparently is David Cameron. I have managed to obtain a copy of his membership club photo, and dear me, hasn’t he gone through a transformation. Would you want to face this brute of man across the despatch box? Apparently Cameron isn’t too concerned; once you’ve faced Prescott, one fat over grown oaf is the same as any other!