CATCH 22

Despite the fact that the always politically correct Duke of Edinburgh wanted Prince Harry to be viewed “as any other ginger top” it has emerged that Harry will not serve in Iraq. Buckingham Palace described the decision as having nothing to do with the issue of Harry being royalty or in fact a coward. A spokesman said “this is a military matter based purely on the fact that the army can not get enough factor 90 sun tan cream”. General Brigadier Smitherson Rolls-Royce Coupe of the legendary “Ginger Berets” said that there were concerns that Prince Harry may become the target of an ethic group currently operating in Iraq called the “Paparazzi Tribe”. Harry himself, sniffing an onion and visibly upset, told the press outside of Harrods that “All I ever wanted to do was have a good time, be with my friends and experience life. However, my father made me join the army and put an end to all that”