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Sylvester Stallone has been prosecuted in Australia, not for the dreadful acting in the “Rocky” films, but for smuggling the growth hormone “Jintropin” into the country. Stallone, who is only 2 feet 3 inches tall, claimed the drug was for personal use only. However, Australian officials suspect that the midget actor has been supplying a group of Kuala bears who are trying to reach the minimum height requirement to join the Australian police force.