Sticking with the Sun, and with the old blood pressure reaching dangerous levels, it has emerged that Elton John has demanded thousands of pounds worth of lilies be provided for his room before playing a gig at Carlisle football clubs Brunton Park Stadium. Whilst Elton will only be in the building for about three hours, the bill will still run into thousands. With tickets priced at well over £40, how much cheaper would they be if Mr Hissy Fit didn’t make such expensive demands? Fill his room with rape seed oil plants I say, one good stinker deserves another!